imagine an episode of night vale where nothing is ominous or strange or conspiracy filled or magic and cecil just reads normal town stuff and the actual traffic and a normal ad from sponsors and the weather is ACTUALLY A WEATHER REPORT and then you hear the door open and two cecils talking and it turns out this entire time it’s just been an owl with the ability to steal people’s voices had hijacked the show and cecil shoos it out the window of the station with a broom
*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*
screw off, Taco, you shit in a box of gravel
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
"You can believe me"
A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky
You can build yourself a third husky
That’s the spirit
I feel like my life would be so much better if I had ghost ice cubes 👻 #ghost #halloween #love #melbourne
in the UK, we don’t say “I dislike you” we take people’s ice cream’s out of the freezer to make room for our own on a hot summer’s day and I think that’s horrible
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD